January 2011
38 posts
I’m going to marry Prince.
I really want freckles. When others bitch about having freckles, it just irritates me. I think they are adorable.
Pandora suggested I listen to Celine Dion. ha…ha…
Dance-in-your-underwear kind of song
Pretty sure I just picked half a field of oopsie...
I don’t want to deal with anything, I don’t want to talk to anyone, I don’t want to see anyone. I just want a cheeseburger.
I would probably marry someone for having a Ziggy Stardust tattoo.
All I want right now is a chicken sandwich with extra pickles and mustard. mmmm
Remembering that the liquor store is open an hour later on Friday is kind of like the feeling you get when you’re out of money and then find $5 in your pants.
When I have my own home, there will be taxidermied animals on every wall. I kid you not.
Finding a reason to be mad at someone just because.
“If you dream in your sleep tonight and your dreams are of the sun, touch me. I...”
Ever walked by someone that disgusted you to the point where you made a loud gagging sound…? Then you come to realize that they had heard it, so you try not to make eye contact…?
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Hi, I wear sunglasses everywhere (including indoors) because i’m a pompous asshole.
SUCH A PET PEEVE.
Mind training.
supbrittany asked: Well Kudos, I can barley shape mine, let alone fill them in with make up. haha
supbrittany asked: How do you make your eyebrows look so good?
When I get married, instead of having a flower girl, I just want a little G walking down the isle makin it rain.
I don’t want a diamond ring either, just a diamond implanted in my tooth.
“I know you watch porn because you clear the history every time you get off.”
hahahaha
a-bovetheclouds asked: thanks so much for the follow <3!